Speedo Anonymous

There is ‘AA’….Why not ‘SA’?

As promised previously, I am starting a movement...Who knows maybe it will catch on....

I personally think that the families of habitual Speedo wearing men are a public sector that deserves a support group to change men’s behavior and save the family from further embarrassment.

I am thinking of starting one and these would be my top 5 steps to become ‘clean’ from the Speedo.

The "SA' bylaws:

1.) Admit that you are powerless over the Speedo.

Speedo abusers who come to my group will have to wear their Speedo, stand in front of the group and admit that they have a problem.

‘SA’, however will not be as kind as other support groups. Family, friends and other group members will be allowed to taunt the new members to give them a dose, to their face, of what people really think about their Speedo.

2.) Take a critical look in the mirror.

This step will also be completed with the aid of the group. In order for the habitual Speedo wearer to understand the reason friends and family are so embarrassed they will be critiqued by members while looking in the mirror.

This is because the man with a Speedo problem does not see themselves the way others do.

3.) Make a list of all of those who have been directly harmed by Speedo wearing.

Most people that have been harmed by the Speedo don’t tell the offender, they tell the family members.

So the family members of the abuser will help him make the list. Wives will be #1 on the list.

4.) Tell each person how sorry you are and mean it.

Habitual Speedo wearing can damage relationships with friends and family as well as scare little children.

The abuser will need to whole heartedly take responsibility for his actions and mend broken fences in order to continue a normal relationship with those he has offended.

5.) Spread the word and throw away the Speedo.

In order to have successfully completed the 'SA' program for habitual Speedo use, the man in question would have to educate others on the error of their ways and the harm it can cause.

The final step in the program is to have a ceremony for discarding the Speedo, by any means that completly destroys it, to signify the end of its use forever.

Of course, these are the words of my frustration with my own Speedo wearing husband and not to be compared with support groups that are real.

However, I may have stumbled on to something that could be of service to many wives who deal their husband’s obsession like I do.