Speedo Anonymous

There is ‘AA’….Why not ‘SA’?

As promised previously, I am starting a movement...Who knows maybe it will catch on....

I personally think that the families of habitual Speedo wearing men are a public sector that deserves a support group to change men’s behavior and save the family from further embarrassment.

I am thinking of starting one and these would be my top 5 steps to become ‘clean’ from the Speedo.

The "SA' bylaws:

1.) Admit that you are powerless over the Speedo.

Speedo abusers who come to my group will have to wear their Speedo, stand in front of the group and admit that they have a problem.

‘SA’, however will not be as kind as other support groups. Family, friends and other group members will be allowed to taunt the new members to give them a dose, to their face, of what people really think about their Speedo.

2.) Take a critical look in the mirror.

This step will also be completed with the aid of the group. In order for the habitual Speedo wearer to understand the reason friends and family are so embarrassed they will be critiqued by members while looking in the mirror.

This is because the man with a Speedo problem does not see themselves the way others do.

3.) Make a list of all of those who have been directly harmed by Speedo wearing.

Most people that have been harmed by the Speedo don’t tell the offender, they tell the family members.

So the family members of the abuser will help him make the list. Wives will be #1 on the list.

4.) Tell each person how sorry you are and mean it.

Habitual Speedo wearing can damage relationships with friends and family as well as scare little children.

The abuser will need to whole heartedly take responsibility for his actions and mend broken fences in order to continue a normal relationship with those he has offended.

5.) Spread the word and throw away the Speedo.

In order to have successfully completed the 'SA' program for habitual Speedo use, the man in question would have to educate others on the error of their ways and the harm it can cause.

The final step in the program is to have a ceremony for discarding the Speedo, by any means that completly destroys it, to signify the end of its use forever.

Of course, these are the words of my frustration with my own Speedo wearing husband and not to be compared with support groups that are real.

However, I may have stumbled on to something that could be of service to many wives who deal their husband’s obsession like I do.

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Crazy Police Reports

It's hard to believe the craziness that goes on in the world....but here are some examples:



A lemonade stand led to a lemonade standoff in Terre Haute, Indiana on Tuesday.

Police say 18-year-old Steven Tryon robbed the two children running the lemonade stand, then ran and hid inside his nearby home.

The kids followed Tryon to the house and called police, who spent an hour trying to get the suspect to come out of the house.

The kids say they will reopen their stand, but this time with parental supervision.
They're still waiting to get their stolen $17.50 back. It's being held by the police as evidence.
Tryon is facing felony robbery charges.

"The Naked Lady"

ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) -- A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland's Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that's contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she'll sue if she can't parade as she wishes.

Jen Moss has been known as "The Naked Lady" since she moved to Ashland in May from Ojai, Calif., drawn by the town's nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Moss need not cover her breasts.

The police in California, she says, harassed her when she rode her bicycle wearing a G-string and pasties.

Information from: The Ashland Daily Tidings, http://www.dailytidings.com


A Stolen Weinermobile?

When Arizona Police spotted the famous Weinermobile, the popular car that goes around the country promoting Oscar Meyer products, they where quite surprised and thought it was stolen.

The Weinermobile was driving through Tucson, Arizona, when a state Department of Public Safety officer spotted the car on I-10, according to a DPS spokeswoman. The officer was sitting in an unmarked car, and did a computer check on the license plate, which then came up as stolen.

The car was pulled over and back-up for the officer was called. But the license was checked out with the Columbia Police Department in Wisconsin. They registered the warning on the "Yummy" plate, and then the officers let them go.

Originally, the police in Wisconsin had wanted to make a note on the computer log that the plate was intended for use only on the traveling Weinermobile. On any other vehicle would mean it was stolen, according to Figueroa. The translation did not translate well in the system, and the state DPS is working to correct the computer error, according to Philly.com.

And my personal favorite (the crazy people in my state) :

Husband gets stabbed during sex.
GILBERT, AZ -- A Gilbert woman is facing attempted homicide charges after police said she told them she stabbed her estranged husband in the chest with a kitchen knife while they were having sexual intercourse.

According to Maricopa County court records, the husband filed for divorce about a month ago. The couple met Tuesday at about 4:30 p.m. to have their Gilbert residence appraised.

After the appraiser left, according to court records, the man showed his wife dissolution of marriage papers. Court records state that when the woman began to cry, her husband comforted her and the two proceeded to have sexual intercourse.

According to court records, during sexual intercourse, the woman allegedly took a knife out of her duffle bag and stabbed her husband in the chest.

Court records state she removed the knife from her husband's chest and said, "I'm sorry ." The couple allegedly struggled for the knife, according to court records, and the man fled to a neighbor's house, where the neighbor called 911.

It's like this...According to me....
If one is to survive in this crazy world....we have to take in srtide just how rediculous people are and how crazy they can be. We must also look at just how outrageous the news can be once in a while, and perhaps have a chuckle.

How sick of people are you?

This new blog will be a place to investigate just how ridiculous people can be. As well I will share my views on how I think the rules should be set up to make the world run more smoothly.

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This is the world.... and It's like this... according to me!