Another Stupid Criminal Story

Another stupid criminal was arrested after he held up a bank when he returned minutes later to pay off an overdraft on his account.

The man ran into the Kredi Bank in the Serbian ski resort Nova Varos wearing a ski mask and brandishing a shotgun and demanded that tellers hand over all the cash they had.

He got the equivalent of £30,000 in cash and then ran out of the bank.

The staff was still getting over the shock of the robbery when the stupid criminal, this time without his ski mask, walked back in to pay off an overdraft.

Sharp-eyed staff recognized the crazy shoes he'd been wearing and called police.

A police spokesman said: "The man had been wearing bright red shoes and everyone remembered them distinctly when they saw him run out of the bank.

"They could not believe their eyes when they saw a man wearing the same shoes come back in and kept him in the bank talking about his overdraft while our officers arrived."

The stupid criminal, aged 33, has now been charged with armed robbery.

Its Like This…According To Me…

If you’re gonna be dumb enough to rob a bank, at least don’t wear something that stands out and don’t go back into the same bank to handle your personal account. If you do you may find yourself on a stupid criminal story.

Road Kill Makes Me Mad

A little gripe and a funny pic.....

Ok....so it's a fact of life that you don't see animals driving cars and people on the side of the road as road kill. But really....it upsets me how careless people are.

I propose a change for road kill....

It's Like This....According to me....

I think road kill should look like this:

Why Can’t You Make Someone Love You?

It’s a fact that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loveable, the rest is up to the other person to comprehend your worth.

Are you someone who can be loved?

The reply is absolutely Yes! But you may not recognize that because you don't love yourself.

Seeing as how we all come into this world loving ourselves, what do you imagine happened to you?

How is it that you learned to not love yourself?

You can unravel the mystery of your life. Believe that you deserve to love yourself and be loved. You should be able to enjoy the pleasure and joy of true love. You can succeed. Believe it! I was at one time exactly where you are today, and I have love and success today. You can also.

You may not recognize this, but just by reading this, you are letting yourself know, I want to love myself.

This could be the beginning of your journey to self-love. This is where each person starts. They recognize something is wrong and they want to fix it so they can get their life back where it should be.

It's Like This...According to me...

I want you to seek advice on how to fall madly in love with yourself. It can get you back on track realizing all of your dreams in life.