Top 5 Solutions To Get Rid Of The Speedo

The lengths I would go to, to get him to stop wearing it.

Hubby's Speedo has become a link to his youth, a sort of security blanket if you will.

Although I guess a more accurate description, due to the shortage of material, would be a security napkin.

That brings me to my list of things I would make out of the Speedo for hubby so he could still have it around if he agreed to stop wearing it.

1.) A hat for his dog.

Hubby loves his dog almost as much as his Speedo. The top two places on his list of things he cares about are taken up by those and the kids and I come later on the list.

So if hubby would give up wearing his Speedo I would make a cute little hat for the dog out of it. That way his two favorite things would be together in one place. However, there may be some objection from the dog.

2.) A headband for Hubby.

My husband seems to be comforted somehow by his old worn out Speedo. So if he would stop wearing his ‘man bikini’; I would make a headband out of it and gladly let him wear it out.

It would be much less embarrassing than a tiny bathing suit being worn by a middle aged, out of shape guy.

3.) Fashionable blue jean patches.

Hubby is a construction worker and it always wearing holes in his jeans. He has one favorite pair that he wears to work regularly that have numerous patches.

If he would let me, I would patch them with his wonderful Speedo so he could essentially wear it everyday.

4.) A memorial wall plaque.

I would even go as far as having the stupid Speedo bronzed and placed on a plaque to get him to stop wearing it.

However, I don’t think I would hang it anywhere to obvious.

5.) I would wear it.

To stop the embarrassment of my husband being mocked and laughed at, I would wear the stupid thing. After all, it looks like a woman’s bikini bottom and no one would know the difference.

That way hubby could have it close to him without the family being shunned.

I come up regularly with ideas to present to my husband to get him to stop the Speedo madness. How far would you go to get your husband to stop wearing his?