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Friday, June 20, 2008

Tips On What Not To Do When You’re In A Rock Band


One of my gigs...

The music industry is full of tricky, out for themselves, back stabbing people who would just as soon use your face as a stepping stone to something better. I know it sounds cynical, but take it from someone who has been in the music business since she was a child, most of the horror stories you hear are true.

Let me give you just a little background info on my life before we go into the tips on what not to do when you’re in a rock band.

I was born into a musical family that included a father who was in the music business. To protect the innocent (and not get sued), let’s just say that he was a steel guitar player who toured with two big names in country music. I was trained to sing at a young age and preformed and toured regularly as a child. I saw many ‘friends’ of my dad and our family do unseemly, under handed things to further their own career. Dad was no exception to this rule. So I should have learned early to watch my back.

I stayed in the music realm and went on to have several of my own, and to join a few, bands as I got older. I should have paid attention to my earlier life lessons. However, at this late stage, now I know what not to do if you’re in a rock band.

1) Never let someone join the rock band that has a jealous girlfriend/boyfriend.

There seems to be this stigma that people in a rock band take every opportunity to indulge in propositions of the sexual nature. This is, from my experience, mostly true. Adding a jealous girlfriend to the mix can cause numerous visits from the police department of the city you happen to be touring in.

2) Never loan money to your rock band mates.

Lets face it…..unless you have an established contract with a reputable label…..musicians are broke and you’ll never see your money again.

3) Never trust a new found friend of your rock band mate with your equipment.

The equipment needed to perform anywhere is expensive. And since musicians are usually broke, guard it with your life. When you tour you tend to ‘collect’ so called friends. In my experience, when these friends offer to load equipment ‘for nothing’, it tends to disappear. Nothing is for free!

4) Never get romantically involved with a rock band mate.

This just turns into pure hell! Don’t do it!

5) Never sign anything without having it looked over by a professional you trust.

When we first begin our journey into the music business, everything is exciting as we are chasing that dream of the rock and roll lifestyle. However, this business is every man for himself and even your ‘friends’ will gut you and hang you out to dry. Always protect your interests!


It's Like This....According To Me...

This is a more serious look at what not to do when you’re in a rock band. There are some funny tips on this subject and I will provide those and some stories of what happens on the road at a later date.

For now…..Rock On!


Hilarious Rock Star WannaBe's...(don't try this at home)



Thursday, June 19, 2008

Crazy Police Reports

It's hard to believe the craziness that goes on in the world....but here are some examples:



A lemonade stand led to a lemonade standoff in Terre Haute, Indiana on Tuesday.

Police say 18-year-old Steven Tryon robbed the two children running the lemonade stand, then ran and hid inside his nearby home.

The kids followed Tryon to the house and called police, who spent an hour trying to get the suspect to come out of the house.

The kids say they will reopen their stand, but this time with parental supervision.
They're still waiting to get their stolen $17.50 back. It's being held by the police as evidence.

Tryon is facing felony robbery charges.


"The Naked Lady"

ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) -- A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland's Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that's contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she'll sue if she can't parade as she wishes.

Jen Moss has been known as "The Naked Lady" since she moved to Ashland in May from Ojai, Calif., drawn by the town's nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Moss need not cover her breasts.

The police in California, she says, harassed her when she rode her bicycle wearing a G-string and pasties.

Information from: The Ashland Daily Tidings, http://www.dailytidings.com


A Stolen Weinermobile?


When Arizona Police spotted the famous Weinermobile, the popular car that goes around the country promoting Oscar Meyer products, they where quite surprised and thought it was stolen.

The Weinermobile was driving through Tucson, Arizona, when a state Department of Public Safety officer spotted the car on I-10, according to a DPS spokeswoman. The officer was sitting in an unmarked car, and did a computer check on the license plate, which then came up as stolen.

The car was pulled over and back-up for the officer was called. But the license was checked out with the Columbia Police Department in Wisconsin. They registered the warning on the "Yummy" plate, and then the officers let them go.

Originally, the police in Wisconsin had wanted to make a note on the computer log that the plate was intended for use only on the traveling Weinermobile. On any other vehicle would mean it was stolen, according to Figueroa. The translation did not translate well in the system, and the state DPS is working to correct the computer error, according to Philly.com.

And my personal favorite (the crazy people in my state) :

Husband gets stabbed during sex.

GILBERT, AZ -- A Gilbert woman is facing attempted homicide charges after police said she told them she stabbed her estranged husband in the chest with a kitchen knife while they were having sexual intercourse.

According to Maricopa County court records, the husband filed for divorce about a month ago. The couple met Tuesday at about 4:30 p.m. to have their Gilbert residence appraised.

After the appraiser left, according to court records, the man showed his wife dissolution of marriage papers. Court records state that when the woman began to cry, her husband comforted her and the two proceeded to have sexual intercourse.

According to court records, during sexual intercourse, the woman allegedly took a knife out of her duffle bag and stabbed her husband in the chest.

Court records state she removed the knife from her husband's chest and said, "I'm sorry ." The couple allegedly struggled for the knife, according to court records, and the man fled to a neighbor's house, where the neighbor called 911.



It's like this...According to me....
If one is to survive in this crazy world....we have to take in srtide just how rediculous people are and how crazy they can be. We must also look at just how outrageous the news can be once in a while, and perhaps have a chuckle.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Do Not Take Her Make Up Advice



If you're looking for make up advice......keep moving! This young lady needs a subscription to some kind of magazine that offers advice on subtle beauty......according to me.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

How sick of people are you?



This new blog will be a place to investigate just how ridiculous people can be. As well I will share my views on how I think the rules should be set up to make the world run more smoothly.

You may agree with me....you may think I'm out of my mind....either way...post your opinion.

We are just getting under way...so check back frequently for new posts....and send me your views, funny ideas, stories about goofy people or something outrageous that happened to you.

This is the world.... and It's like this... according to me!