Another Stupid Criminal Story

Another stupid criminal was arrested after he held up a bank when he returned minutes later to pay off an overdraft on his account.

The man ran into the Kredi Bank in the Serbian ski resort Nova Varos wearing a ski mask and brandishing a shotgun and demanded that tellers hand over all the cash they had.

He got the equivalent of £30,000 in cash and then ran out of the bank.

The staff was still getting over the shock of the robbery when the stupid criminal, this time without his ski mask, walked back in to pay off an overdraft.

Sharp-eyed staff recognized the crazy shoes he'd been wearing and called police.

A police spokesman said: "The man had been wearing bright red shoes and everyone remembered them distinctly when they saw him run out of the bank.

"They could not believe their eyes when they saw a man wearing the same shoes come back in and kept him in the bank talking about his overdraft while our officers arrived."

The stupid criminal, aged 33, has now been charged with armed robbery.

Its Like This…According To Me…

If you’re gonna be dumb enough to rob a bank, at least don’t wear something that stands out and don’t go back into the same bank to handle your personal account. If you do you may find yourself on a stupid criminal story.

Road Kill Makes Me Mad

A little gripe and a funny pic.....

Ok....so it's a fact of life that you don't see animals driving cars and people on the side of the road as road kill. But really....it upsets me how careless people are.

I propose a change for road kill....

It's Like This....According to me....

I think road kill should look like this:

Do Not Take Her Make Up Advice

If you're looking for make up advice......keep moving! This young lady needs a subscription to some kind of magazine that offers advice on subtle beauty......according to me.

Brilliant money saver for those who can't keep it in thier pants

I realize that at times a baby shows up when it has not been planned. This is simply a fact of life. However, if you are considering doing the dirty deed, perhaps you should consider the financial consequences.

Here we see a brilliant solution to the fact that when the baby comes....money may be tight. So what you do in this case....when a &150.00 car seat is out of the question.... is to take an empty case of something (preferably Corona cause you're probably gonna need it), sit the kid on top and belt it in.

Of course there might be a time when you might have to use your free insurance to cover the cost of injuries....but get another case and deal with that when it happens. Brilliant!

It's Like This...According To Me...
If you can't afford the kid...you better not cheap out on the rain coats!