Well this is an easy one: you can’t. To ask someone out is the very definition of personal, as in, the opposite of professional. The moment you ask this beefcake on a date, you are leaping out of the realm of courteous pleasantries and sterile encounters and attempting to land in the “intimate zone” where you see people naked.
Unfortunately, located smack dab in the middle of these two distinct areas of social interaction is the dreaded Pit of Awkwardness. If you make the jump for the intimate zone and miss–whether it’s because he refuses to open the landing hatch or you just trip over your shoe laces–you end up in the pit, and once you’re there, there’s no getting out. There’s a reason that the old sages came up with the adage “Don’t sh*t where you sleep.”
Unless you’re into some seriously kinky stuff, poo isn’t playing a major part in what you plan to do with this guy, but the general premise holds true. No one wants their friends and colleagues to smell the stench of the Pit of Awkwardness on them. Despite everything above, sex in the copy room is HOT. It is forbidden and naughty and therefore awesome. So, in the end, it’s up to you. Just be sure to look before you leap.
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